AS PROMISED, here’s an interview with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost which I wrote up for The Big Issue in the North in early 2004, just ahead of the release of their rom-zom-com Shaun Of The Dead.
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IT’S all very well for the Americans.
They have the right – some might even say the duty – to bear arms under their Constitution. But just suppose for a minute that, say, the cannibalistic undead rose from their graves in this country – how would we Brits defend ourselves against the zombie multitude?
Don’t laugh. It could happen.
“I think that the British would be much better at fighting zombies than the Americans,” decides Nick Frost. “The Americans would rely too heavily on firearms. When they ran out of bullets they’d find it difficult to adapt.”
“Exactly!” agrees Simon Pegg. “They would have no proficiency in the use of no weapons.”
“I’d go with something like a Lee Enfield with a bayonet,” Frost ruminates, “because you can fire, fire, fire, oh, I’ve run out of bullets, what’s next?” He thrusts an imaginary rifle towards Pegg’s face. “Bang! Right in the eyeball!”
“We always used to think about getting some kind of long stick, like a long crook with a point on so you can just come in, top of the head, crack, there, straight into the cranium” – Pegg jabs a finger at the top of Frost’s head – “Bang! Brained!”
Okay. Is that door locked?
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